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篇名: 要套套趕快下來樓下拿喔!!!!
作者: 妹妹 日期: 2011.02.28  天氣:  心情:
Kassy~弟弟在家嗎?

Kassy:弟弟跟他的女朋友在樓上,門鎖著!

我:靠!! 弟弟~
告訴你帶人來家裡不要馬上去樓上,
也不能鎖 你怎麼直接帶人家上去鎖住
要記得下來跟我拿套套歐 哈哈

弟:SHIT!! 你想太多了 神經病 躺著睡而已!!!
靠 你哪裡又燒壞了? 有病!

我:阿她幾點要回家?
弟:四點半啊
我:要不要買名產給他帶回去
弟:他不吃奶油酥餅 太甜
我:那你叫他下次帶新竹貢丸來
弟:...................................
我:怎樣 還是你要去新竹自己買
弟:死白目一個 =   =
我:明明就很想新竹找人家~~


弟:"直接掛掉電話"



真是的
幫他想好以後的行程還被嫌
像這樣為他規劃的老媽哪裡找呢

後續

我:欸 弟弟 他太矮了
基於遺傳學的觀點
這樣以後小孩不會高 不好

弟:去死啦

弟:那個女生的初吻被我奪走了
我:怎麼可能 高二
弟:我一開始也不信啊
我:你被他騙了吧
弟:你兒子只會騙人 不會被騙
我:
也對 看誰生給你這麼好的腦袋
弟:還有這麼黑的心腸!
我:心腸我是好的 是你自己學壞的 哈哈哈



.........................仔細想想 我還真白目


初吻




3OH!3:
My first kiss went a little like this
*kiss* and twist
*kiss kiss* and twist.

KE$HA:
Well, my first kiss went a little like this
*kiss* and twist
*kiss kiss* and twist

Verse 1:
I said no more teachers and no more books,
I've got a kiss under the bleachers hopin' that nobody looks
Lips like licorice tongue like candy,
Excuse me miss, but can I get you out your panties?

Hook:
In the back of the car,
On the way to the bar,
I got you on my lips(I got you on my lips)
At the foot of the stairs,
With my fingers in your hair,
Baby, this is it

Chorus:
She won't ever get enough,
Once she gets a little touch,
If I had it my way,
You know that I'll make her say:
Ooooooh
Ooooooh

She won't ever get enough,
Once she gets a little touch,
If I had it my way,
You know that I'll make her say:
Ooooooh
Ooooooh

(Verse 2)
My first kiss went a little like this,
I said no more sailors and no more soldiers
With your name in a heart, tattooed upon the shoulders
It tastes like whiskey, it gets me drunk
And I wake up in the morning with the taste of your tongue

(Hook)
In the back of the car,
On my way to the bar,
I got you on my lips(I got you on my lips)
At the foot of the stairs,
With my fingers in your hair,
Baby this is it

(Chorus)
She won't ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch,
If I had it my way,
You know that I'll make her say
Oooooooh
Oooooooh

She won't ever get enough,
Once she gets a little touch,
If I had it my way,
You know that I'll make her say
Oooooooh
Oooooooh

3OH!3:
My first kiss went a little like this
*kiss* and twist
*kiss kiss* and twist

KE$HA:
Well, my first kiss went a little like this
*kiss* and twist
*kiss kiss* and twist

3OH!3:
She won't ever get enough,
Once she gets a little touch,
If I had it my way,
You know that I'll make her say
Ooooooh

(Chorus)
She won't ever get enough,
Once she gets a little touch,
If I had it my way,
You know that I'll make her say
Ooooooh
Ooooooh

She won't ever get enough,
Once she gets a little touch,
If I had it my way,
You know that I'll make her say,
Oooooooh
Oooooooh

She won't ever get enough,
Once she gets a little touch,
If I had it my way,
You know that I'll make her say...


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