看笑話學英文╱What a coincidence…好巧啊！
有一個雞農去吧台喝酒，坐在一個婦女旁。他點了一杯香檳。
A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
那位女士說：「好奇怪，我也點香檳。」
The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."
雞農說：「好巧。」接著又說：「我正在慶祝今天這個特別的日子。」
"What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, "It is a special day for me. I am celebrating."
婦女說：「我也在慶祝這個特別的日子。」
"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.
雞農說：「好巧。」
"What a coincidence." said the farmer.
當互相乾杯時，雞農問：「妳慶祝什麼呢？」
While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
我與我先生幾年來一直想有個孩子，今天我的婦科醫生告訴我∼我懷孕了！
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant."
好巧，我是個雞農，我的母雞多年來都不受孕，最近牠們開始生受精的蛋了。
"What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."
婦人說：「好好啊，你如何使雞受精的？」
"This is awesome," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
他說：「我換了一隻不同的公雞。」
"I used a different rooster," he said.
婦人笑著說：「好巧啊！」
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."
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人在什麼時候最清醒？
When is people most sober？
1、天災降臨後。
After a natural disaster.
2、東窗事發後。
After being unmasked .
3、大禍臨頭後。
After the catastrophe .
4、重病纏身後。
After fallen gravely ill.
5、遭受重挫後。
After a severe setback .
6、退休閒暇後。
Leisure after retirement .
人在什麼時候最糊塗？
When is people most confused？
1、春風得意時。
When they are too proud .
2、來錢容易時。
When the money are easily gained.
3、得權專橫時。
When gaining the right and being domineering.
4、迷戀情愛時。
When obsessive in love .
5、想佔便宜時。
When thinking of taking advantage of others.
6、老年癡呆時。
When contracting Alzheimer's disease.
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一語道破！
Language revelation !
1、世界上難以－自拔的，除了牙齒，還有愛情。
The world’s most difficult thing is --- extricating oneself, other than tooth, also love .
2、廢話，是人際交往的第一句話。
Nonsense, is the first sentence of interpersonal communication.
3、現實中，人們用真名講假話；虛擬中，人們用假名講真話。
In reality, people use real names telling lies; in the virtual world, people use pseudonyms to speak the truth .
4、生時－何需久睡，死後－自會長眠。
Birth --- why the need for long sleep, will be buried after death --- will have a long sleep.
5、痛苦，本來就是清醒的人，才能擁有的享受。
Suffering, originally has always been sober person in order to have enjoyment.
6、大學就是－大概學學。
The university is --- to generally learn.
7、所謂長大，就是你知道那是什麼事；所謂成熟，就是你知道後，故意說不知道。
The so-called growing up , is that you know what that is ; The so-called mature , that is, you know , is intentionally did not know.
8、感情經得起風雨，卻經不起平淡；友情經得起平淡，卻經不起風雨。
Love can withstand the wind and rain, but cannot stand plain ; Friendship can stand the plain , but cannot weather the storm .
9、願意留下來，跟你吵的人，才是真正愛你的人。在乎你，才爭才吵。留下來的，是不離不棄。
Willing to stay behind, with people you quarreled with, these are people who truly love you. Care about you, will only argue will only quarrel. Left behind, will never leave and never abandon.
10、謊言與誓言的區別在於：一個是聽的人－當真了，一個是說的人－當真了。
The difference between lies and vows : One is listening to people – seriously taking it as the truth, one is that the people who said it – take it seriously.
11、回憶，是通往寂寞的牢。
Recollection, is the gateway to the prison of loneliness.
12、對自己好點，因為，一輩子－不長；對身邊的人好點，因為－下輩子不一定能碰到。
For your own good points, because life --- is not long ; For the good points of people around you, because－in the next life may not be able－to encounter. |
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