"對女人而言 不必等她開口就主動幫忙  就是一種浪漫
對男人而言 感激他為她作的點點滴滴  就是一種浪漫"
.......Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus Book of Days - 365 Inspirations to Enrich Your RELATIONSHIPS


July 22nd  Coyote Ugly (http://www.coyoteuglysaloon.com/washington/)


今天去了傳說中的 "Coyote Ugly"   記得有一天Ming在地鐵上看報紙時   在報紙上看到了這俱樂部的廣告   很訝異的才發現原來DC有一間這俱樂部的分店   在一次Happy Hour時   Ming不經意的告訴Chan….

Ming: “Hey!! Chan, let’s  go Coyote Ugly some other time……”

Chan: ”You get money??? Prepare a hundred bucks, and I will take you there….”


Country Club

今天K跟Chan 晚上"有事"   所以先行離開了Bravo   所謂的"有事"  在Ming的眼裡看來 …..八九不離十是所謂的……"房事"   就連Ming這各大白痴都注意到至兩位今晚不時的在媚來眼去  桌底下的那四隻手彼此在糾結著……@@

今天Amada帶了一位新朋友Josh來   Josh是一位電腦工程師  週六晚上兼差在公司附近的一間類似鄉村俱樂部(country club)的地方當酒保   正在K 與Chan 正要離席之際  K問了Ming…….

K: “Ming, are you going with them or need a ride home??”

Ming: ” hum….. I think I go with you and Chan…..I am kinda tired tonight….”

K:” Oh~~ comon…. You are not tired….. You just depressed about your raise….Dont worry about it…. I think Hisashi will find a way to help you out……You know what, he always tells me how hard working you are, how much he likes you…..”

Ming: “I hope so…… That’s not a big deal….I am just tired tonight…….Just wanna go home…..”

K:” Today is Friday!!! You can hang out with Amada, she will take care of you…..Go with them and get more drinks…..you need that…”

Ming: “Why you leave so early today…..it just 9  o’clock now….”

K:” Chan and I are going to Virginia Beach to see Missy’s Baby…. I haven’t seen her little girl since she was born….I told you before…..”

Ming: “ Alright…  Say HI to Missy and R.J. for me…. I will hang out with Amada tonight….”

K: “No problem…. Hey, Amada……Ming is going with you guys….”

Amada: “oh~~ yeah....That’s my boy……comon Ming….Lets go….I will take care of you tonight…”

就這樣  Amada牽著Ming的魔手……[8-}][8-}]

應該是小手…..@@   來到了Josh週六晚上兼差當酒保的酒吧


Thank you, Ming…..

第一次來這邊當然是免不了要被檢查ID   正在努力掏著背包裡的護照時  Josh突然嚷了一聲 …

"Hey… man ….. He is OK… he is with me….let him in….."

就這樣又矇混進來了   當然看場的保鑣還是隨口問了Ming的年紀   當然個個保鑣的回應總是一個樣……

"Are you fucking kidding me???....."

啥叫鄉村酒吧勒????   簡單來說可以算是一種未進化的KTV   有點像舊式的卡拉OK   在大庭廣眾之下用著兩隻麥克風唱著不知道是誰唱的鄉村老歌…….@@  此外伴隨著幾張撞球桌   幾個角落圍著一群無聊的人在一旁射飛鏢   夠無聊吧    至少Ming覺得很無聊   這種地方大概可以稱之為還沒國際化的酒吧   若是在郊區的鄉村酒吧   10個人中大概有9個人是白種人  只有10%是有色人種    記得第一次去郊區的Country Club 是幫Amanda 慶生  當然不例外的  Ming那天只看到3個黃種人  除了Ming之外  另外兩個人是韓國人  一個是Chan   另外一個是正在當兵的陌生人過來問Ming是不是韓國人的……@@  而今天這間位於市區的Country Club 則稍微的國際化一點   黑白對半分  夾雜一些拉丁人跟一個黃種人[8-}]   

沒錯Ming 再度成為現場的唯一…….@@ 

Josh 今天很慷慨的盡了地主之誼  請了一夥人一輪啤酒……. 跟Ming聊了一下天….Josh 最後還是好奇的問…..

Josh: “Ming, would you mind I ask you your age????”

Ming: “ Nope……I don’t mind….. How old you think I am???”

Josh: “ I think 23 or 25 top…..”

Ming: “Yes, i was…..Now, I am 28 in your culture…..But I am turning 30 in my culture”

Josh:” Holy shit!! No kidding??  I am 28 too…… when were you born???”

Ming:” October, 1976…….Believe it now?? We are mystery Asians……”

Josh: “Ming, thank you so much…… I was born in November…… “

Ming: “Thanks me?? For what??”

Josh: “Every time when I hang out with Amada, I am always the oldest one……But today I am not the oldest one…..I am so excited…….”

你說美國人無不無聊???    也才晩個幾天而已也爽成這樣????  這大概就是Ming一直不懂的美國式幽默吧……..@@ 
在這待了大約兩個小時  突然間 Amada 提議要去Coyote Ugly…… 頓時之間Ming的耳朵豎了起來  眼睛放大了起來….. 大聲的說著…..

“ Oh~~~ Yeah baby!!!  Let’s go! let’s go……..I wanna go!!..”


Coyote Ugly


大家離開了這酒吧   在外面攔了一台計程車   前往今晚最後一個地點…….. 傳說中的……

"女狼俱樂部" 

四個人坐著計程車大約15分鐘的時間…….. Ming突然發覺週邊的環境熟悉了起來…… 不自覺的問著Amada……

Ming: “Is this China Town……??”

Amada:”Yes, it is….You don’t know Coyote Ugly is here??.....”

Ming: “No…..I don’t know….. I have never been there before… Chan once told me if I wanna go there, I have to prepare a hundred bucks……..”

Amada: “Don’t listen to him…..we wont stay that long here tonight…..”


來這地方對Ming來說算是高消費的場所   入場費男士10塊美金 女士免費   啤酒在午夜前  是6塊美金   午夜過後是9塊美金  當然都是未稅前的價格   加了税加了小費後   午夜後一罐啤酒要12塊美金……..@@ 

Ming今晚踏進門後的前10分鐘大概只有一個反應……

"哇!  哇哇!!   哇哇哇!!!!   眼睛好忙碌阿~~~~ "

猶如電影前的場景搬到眼前一般   吧台上舞動著性感的女酒保   吧台下的男士們則是爭相吶吼著   女酒保們用盡個種惺羶火辣的肢體語言"餵"著男士們喝酒    竭盡所能的炒熱現場瘋狂的熱鬧氣份   雖然現場沒有鋼管伴隨者女酒保在舞動   但是又似乎比脫衣舞娘的太空漫步多了那一份不可言喻的動感   也多了那麼令人期待的遐想………. 

反正這種事就是要講究"臨場感"的………雖然位處於中國城   但是Ming依舊是當晚唯一的黃種人.....@@

Ming 的寵物徵求有心人領養………….

Pic: Office Crew, Washington DC, Summer, 2004