一下班 Ming 便背著背包 往地鐵的方向走去 再度的鑽到了地下…… no clubbing, no bars, no women talk to Ming today……. 再回家的路上順路繞道家裡附近的義大利超商 順便買了泡麵 回到了家裡 信箱一打開 嘿嘿……. 今晚有節目嚕~~ Netflix (http://www.netflix.com/Default?) 今天寄來了新片子 AVP (Alien vs. Predator http://www.avp-movie.com/ ) 那晚上就來看電影吧 這種片子就是要用大螢幕看才會覺得……爽!! [8-}] 東晃晃 西晃晃一下 吃了一碗泡麵後 便開始躺在沙發上享受那大螢幕所帶來的特效震撼……. 大概看了半小時….. 手機響了 Chan 傳來了簡訊….. "Get yous ass down to Bravo now!!" 心想奇怪 難道這是3小時前的簡訊現在才收到嗎?? 於是撥了電話給Chan …..Kierston 接起了電話……..
Kierston:” What’s up Ming….. what are you doing??....”
Ming:” Nothing much…same all same.....just finished my dinner….. where are you guys..??”
Kierston:” We are at Bravo right now….. Do you wanna come out……??”
Ming:” NOW??? It is almost 10 ……how long you gonna stay there??”
Kierston:” I don know….but SHE is here…… if you wanna come out, we will wait you here…..”
Ming: “ “SHE?” you mean Sandra?? I know she works there tonight…..she works there every Wednesday, Friday and Saturday……”
Kierston:” Don’t you want to see her??? ”
Ming:” Oh~~ come on….. what can I do??? She didn’t even reply my text message…. I think she is not interested in me…….”
Kierston:” Come on ….Ming don’t think that way…… just think hang out with us….. we might hit another bar nearby….. you can hang out with us and have couple drinks…. Are you coming???”
Ming:” oh~~ gesus…. Give me a minute …..i will call you back right away….”
Chan: " good boy!! That’s enough no more talking to her tonight….. let her come to you…. Be cool and pretend nothing happened….. the next thing you say to her should be “good night~~”…"
Ming:” alright …… whatever you say…..”
Chan:” One more thing……don’t even look at her…….only talk to us……get it??”
Tom : “ Ming, you gotta learn this…. Two in the pink and one in the sink… OR one in the pink and two in the sink…. That’s the way to touch women…….get it??”
Ming:”……..@@ the way to touch women???.. what is that mean??”
Tom :” Do you know what pink and sink mean??? “
Ming:” sorry….i don’t know what that mean………”
Tom :” oh come on…..Ming, you gotta be kidding me….. haven’t you touched a girl down their pants ??”
Ming:” down their pants?? Do you mean pussy???”
Tom:” Thats what I am talking about…… do you know what pink and sink mean now??”
Ming:” I probably know what pink is....it should be pussy...right?? but what is sink mean?? “
Tom:” ok….. pink is like what you said pussy….. sink is another hole down there…..”
Ming :” WHAT!!?? Another hole??? “ 另一個洞?? 心想難道是陰道跟尿道??!![:o?][:o?]
Tom :” do you figure that out “the another hole” ?? “
Ming:” you mean asshole???”
Tom :” don’t say that too me, I am not an asshole…..now you got it?? 2 fingers in the pink, 1 finger in the sink… OR 1 finger in the pink , 2 fingers in the sink…. Use your 3 fingers at the same time…..”
Ming :” what the fuck!! Why you tell me this??”[:~]
Tom :” to make girls feel like the motion in the ocean……. Just don’t mess up your fingers..... if you messed up they will kill you….”
天阿 ~~~ 美國人到底在想些啥麼鬼東西阿 腦袋瓜裡面到底是裝些啥鬼阿 真是夠了……………….
Hooker alley
喝完兩輪啤酒之後 Tu 更勁爆的提了一個意見…….
Tu :” Lets go to see some hookers…….”[:o#]
這再喝酒的 Ming 這次真的嗆到了 在一旁咳了一會而時間 “ 要去看妓女?? ” 現在到底是啥狀況??? 妓女是用看的??? 站在大街上讓你看???? 有這種事??? 真該好好去開開眼界……. 於是大家轉移了陣地 Ming 也跟 Sandra 說了今晚的第二次話…
”Good Night...!!”
離開Bravo 後 大家分兩台車來到附近一個很特別的地方 L Street 跟 13 14 街之間 (別懷疑 離美國白宮大概走路只需要15分鐘) 來到了這段街上的一間愛爾蘭酒吧 大家點了一些啤酒 跟一些東西餜餜腹 坐在酒吧內靠窗戶的一個小角落 看著窗外些許來來往往的人潮….. 坐了許久 東西也吃完了….. Miing 很小聲的問了問…….
Ming :” Where are the hookers ??? “
Tom :” Ming, be more patient…… just wait, not the time yet……”
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