英文笑話原文：

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"



這篇笑話看到最後的一句話讓人笑了 ^^ 對那位老太太的思考模式特異感到好笑。

世間上各種人、事、物在每個人的心中重要性都不同，

在我們心中覺得重要的事，在他人眼中或許是一文不值，

而相反的，我們不在意的事在他人眼中說不定比他的性命還重要。

不要奢望每個人的想法都與我們一樣，而應該學習接受或尊重別人的想法。

老太太怕新帽子被風吹走，而裙子又被風高高的吹起時，

其實是可以將帽子拿下來拉在裙子上面，這樣不但帽子不會被風吹走，也不會讓裙下風光曝光。